2013 – Doctor’s Grandma dilemma:

A woman and a baby were in the Doctor’s examining room waiting for the Doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam.
The Doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

“Breast-fed.” She replied.
“Well, strip down to your waist.” The Doctor ordered. She did.

He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, then rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination.

Motioning her to get dressed, he said,
“No wonder this baby is under weight, you don’t have any milk.”

“I know.” She said, I am his Grandma, but I am glad I came.”


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