2015 – True Friend_5.3

A true friend is like a penis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom, he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a vagina, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem. What kind of a friend are you to me? Penis, condom, bra or vagina?
Do u know that the penis is the greatest breakfast ever?  According to doctors it has a mushroom head, a sausage body, two eggs and milk which provides nutrients. Thus making ladies healthy and full for 9 months. Besides it has 3 good manners too. 1.Its very courteous; it stands before it performs.
2. It is very emotional; it weeps during performance.
3. It is polite; it bows after performing.
Send to ladies 2 make them laugh and to men 2 make them happy and proud of themselves

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