Month: November 2016

O》2016 – Mel’s Mississippi Roast 

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Mel’s Mississippi Roast—SO TENDER AND DELICIOUS


Ingredients:

1 3-4lb Chuck roast (or whatever roast you want to use)

1 packet of hidden valley ranch dressing seasoning

1 packet brown gravy

1 packet of mushroom gravy

1 medium onion sliced

1/2 jar pepperonicinis

1/2 stick butter

Salt, pepper, and garlic powder.
Season roast with salt, pepper, and garlic. Seer on both sides til brown (you can totally skip this step if you want) place in crockpot.. Put 1/2 stick butter on top of roast, sprinkle ranch and gravy packets on top of roast. Add onions, and peppers on top.. Cook on high for four hours or on low for six hours. Serve with mashed potatoes, and whatever other side you like. Note: you can add diced potatoes with the roast instead of mashed potatoes..

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O》2016 – Moral is Cherish Your Spouse

2016 – Moral is Cherish Your Spouse


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Kangenya and his wife Mutango received a letter from their daughter who went to study modern physics overseas. SHE WROTE:My beloved Parents, I miss u so much & it breaks my heart to think that by d time i get back, you will be too old. So, enclosed you will find a bottle of a red portion i have invented. It will make u young, so when i return, you will be the same age as i left u. NOTE: “Pls, take only a drop.”GoodBye i love u! So they opened the envelope & in it, is a bottle with a red portion. The man looked at his wife & says U go first”. So Mutango  takes a drop, thereafter Kangenya  follows. Indeed the wife turns 5yrs younger. Years later, the daughter returned home to find her mother young & pretty, carrying a baby on her back. The mother proceeds to tell her daughter how d portion worked & made her look young. The daughter was happy & asks where her father was. “Your Father? Hmmmmm,, ur father was so jealous that i was so young and beautiful, so he drank the whole bottle. Whaaaat? So where is he?” replied her daughter. Hmmmm, he is the one I am carrying on my back.*Pls share….don’t laugh  alone. Remember greed is a “destroyer” share the joke😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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O》2016 – Gratefulness men

​PLEASE BE VERY CAREFUL WITH YOUR WISHES!!!! 40 YEARS OF MARRIAGE…… A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet and romantic little restaurant. Suddenly a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, ‘For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.’ The wife answered, ‘Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband’. The fairy waved her magic wand and – poof! – two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands. The husband thought for a moment: ‘Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me’. The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!…the husband became 92 years old. The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female….. SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH . AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT