O》2017 – Hubby_Wife Swap 

reBlogged: 170114tko

Too funny not to share …Ax

👨A man was sick and tired of going to work every day 🏭🚵 while his wife stayed home. 👩😶🏡.

He wanted her to see what he went  through 👩👉👩 so he prayed:

‘Dear Lord:

I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.🏡💃

I want her to know what I go through.

So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. 👩👉👨

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man’s wish.👨💫💥🔀👩👩💫💥🔀👨👌

The next morning, sure enough, 🌝 the man awoke as a woman…👩 he arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, 🍛🍞🍩 awakened the kids, 👫👖🎽👗👚👞👟 set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, 🍫 drove them to school, 🏫🚕 came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, 🏦 went grocery shopping, 🎫🚞 then drove home to put away the groceries.

Then it was already 1 PM and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, sweep and mop the kitchen floor,⚠ ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home, set out milk and cookies and 🍶🍪 got the kids to do their homework. 📝📋

Then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.💻

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad,🍆🍈🍑🍅 breaded the beef chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.🍛

After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids and put them to bed.👫😴

At 9 PM    exhausted and, though his daily chores weren’t finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint. 💑

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: – 🙏 Lord, I don’t know what I was thinking.😇

I was so wrong to envy my wife’s being able to stay home all day!🏡

Please, Oh! Please, let us trade back.. Amen!’

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: 💬 “My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be here to change things back to the way they were. 👨👈👩

But you’ll have to wait nine months though.9⃣📅

You got pregnant last night”💑➡🚼

This has been voted 2016 Women’s Favorite Whatsapp msg of the Year!
If you agree, send it to all your friends who would enjoy this!!!!!😂😂
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reBlogged: 170114tko

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