Month: February 2017

​!2017 – Pastor Katende counsels Couples

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*Sex according to Pastor Katende*

A lot of people don’t associate sex with God – they associate it with Satan and darkness, as if sex is not holy.!! The Almighty is explicit when it comes to sex.
Sex is holy within marriage, and there is no prescribed style. Nowhere in the Holy books does it say that the missionary position is the only sexual style.
Not discussing sex in a relationship leads to divorce!!
Pastor Katende has counseled women who’ve complained: my husband treats me as if I were his brother. There was one who told him:

I am tired of getting sex fortnightly, like a salary.

Katende told her she was lucky to be getting sex fortnightly, since some wives only get it on big days, like elections. Many husbands leave their wives to seek sexual pleasures in Outside.
Have you ever asked yourself what those women have that you don’t. Wives have become very frigid and even sleep with their panties. If you’re a married woman, you should sleep naked and let your bum touch your husband.
Today you find men going out of their way to get a glimpse of a vagina. They page through magazines and even go to lingerie departments in stores hoping to see what’s hidden under panties because their wives hide it from them.
Marriage is about being free with your body in front of your partner.

A woman should parade naked and do some modeling to tempt her husband. There are many married women who don’t know what their husbands’ penises look like. She only feels it when he enters her. They’ve never touched it, let alone seen it, because the husband switches off the lights before undressing. A penis is a wife’ s toy – she is supposed to play with it.
He blames couples for not making time for sex and complaining about being tired after a day’s work. You find many couples who’ve been sexually starved for years.
God created sex for procreation and also for pleasure. You can’t marry and not have a good time in bed.

Why can’t you drive home during lunch and have a quickie with your wife? We’ re all equal in sex – it’s not just about a woman satisfying a man. You have to satisfy each other. Women, why don’t you initiate sexual activities, why must it always be Men all the time? Make your feelings known to your husband.
Have you ever seen a woman who has been satisfied? Have u noticed how she glows and becomes energetic after sex? May the Lord Bless you.
This is the ‘Whole Truth, Nothing But The Truth.
Once you read this you have to keep it going. Age has nothing to do with sex. The older u are the more u should enjoy it. Make sure your spouse reads this. Also Send to all your married friends, Grandmas & grandpas send it to your married children. You may just be saving a marriage from divorce.

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!2017 – Environment AVAAZERS:Trump vs Earth

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Trump vs. Planet Earth

Dear friends, 

Donald Trump has declared war on planet Earth. 

He’s approving pipelines, firing up coal mines, and insiders say he’s got an Executive Order ready to pull the US out of the Paris climate agreement that is our best shot at a clean, safe future. 

When it comes to climate, we can’t afford screw-ups like this. Our climate is delicate, unstable — the last ice age hit us in just 6 months. We’re not talking about storms or floods, but an apocalypse that threatens everything we love! THIS is what most scares scientists about climate change. 

But we’ve got the battle plan that, if we win, will neutralise Trump’s attack: 

  • Work with American mayors and local leaders to collectively honour the US’s commitments in Paris, even if Trump doesn’t.
  • Build a huge campaign to eliminate $1 trillion in taxpayer subsidies for big oil and coal, and invest it instead in clean energy.
  • Pass laws in the top car-manufacturing countries requiring all new cars to be electric.
  • Get the world’s major companies and corporations to go 100% clean energy.

If 10,000 of us donate just a small weekly donation, we can spend the next two years going all in on this plan and more — and make sure Trump won’t mean the end for planet Earth. 

2016 was the hottest year, by far, in recorded history — climate change is accelerating, and the US President doesn’t even believe in it. Just as we thought that crazy climate deniers were fading into history, they’re back, with their hands on the levers of power in the country that emits 14% of the world’s carbon! A massive, global movement will be needed to stop them. 

We can do that like no one else. From the head of the UN to heads of state, all recognize Avaaz’s massive role at the centre of the fight against climate change. We changed the game with the People’s Climate Marches and fought tooth and nail for the Paris climate agreement that laid out the path to a 100% clean future. Now we need to rise again, to save the Paris deal, and with it all our people. 

If we come together quickly to get local leaders, governments, and companies to take the next crucial steps toward ending the fossil fuel era, we’ll show the deniers that the clean energy revolution is happening, whether they like it or not. 100% electric cars, 100% clean electricity generation, and the end of ridiculous subsidies for big oil and coal — chip in a small weekly donation, and let’s make it happen: 

Climate change is the kind of issue Avaaz was born to address. A global problem that we can only solve together, and only if people across the world join hands to press their governments to solve it. Our movement has risen beautifully to this challenge, and our pressure is working. Let’s ratchet it up to meet the challenge posed by this new threat.

With hope and respect for everyone in this amazing movement,
Danny, Ricken, Emma, Alice, Diego, Spyro and the whole Avaaz team


2016 locked into being hottest year on record, Nasa says (The Guardian)

Last Ice Age took just SIX months to arrive (Daily Mail)–10-years.html

Taking a Call for Climate Change to the Streets (NY Times)

Global Carbon Dioxide Levels Surge Past Climate Change Milestone (Huff Post UK)

Victory! The end of fossil fuels has begun… (Avaaz)

Trump advances controversial oil pipelines with executive action (CNN)

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 that works to ensure that the views and values of the world’s people shape global decision-making. (“Avaaz” means “voice” or “song” in many languages.) Avaaz members live in every nation of the world; our team is spread across 18 countries on 6 continents and operates in 17 languages. Learn about some of Avaaz’s biggest campaigns here, or follow us on Facebookor Twitter.

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!2017 – QuotableQuotes Dora and Mike

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*Effect of WhatsApp on English Language*
_*Mike & Dora on WhatsApp:*_
*Mike :* Hi dear.

*Dora :* ✋

*Mike :* How are you .??

*Dora :* 😊👍

*Mike :* Missing me..?

*Dora :* 😜😉

*Mike :* I’m not feeling well…

*Dora :* 😱

*Mike :* How was your day..?

*Dora :* 👌

*Mike :* Are you busy.??

*Dora :* ✔

*Mike :* Why ?? What are you doing ??

*Dora:* 💄💅

*Mike :* Is there anyone near you..?

*Dora :* ❌

*Mike :* Why don’t you reply in words? Why are you using smiley faces? 

*Dora :*- 😥😡

*Mike :* I heard you failed in English?

*Dora:* Who telled you ? It is unpossible.. I went to saw the resalt yestathey… I Passed away all my educations

*Mike :* Hmmm lets go back to smileys pls 😳😳😳

*Dora:*- ok dear, God blast u.
😂😂😂😂😂 don’t laugh alone, remember there is love in sharing..

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!2017 – You can’t win with women.

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         WIFE VS. HUSBAND 
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. 

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?” 

“Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.” 
             W O R D S 
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day… 

30,000 to a man’s 15,000. 

The wife replied, “The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men… 

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, “What?” 


A man said to his wife one day, “I don’t know how you can be   so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.” The wife responded, “Allow me to explain . God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; 

God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!” 
         WHO DOES WHAT 
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, “You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee.” 

The husband said, ” You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.” 

Wife replies, “No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.” 

Husband replies, “I can’t believe that, show me.” 

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says……….”HEBREWS” 

     The Silent Treatment 
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE) , he wrote on a piece of paper, “Please wake me at 5:00 AM .” He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn’t woken him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, “It is 5:00 AM . Wake up.” 

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. 

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece. 
    (¨`·.·´¨) Alwayz 

     `·.¸(¨`·.·´¨) Keep 

    (¨`·.·´¨)¸.·´ Smiling! 


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!2017 – 10 Natural Alkaline SupraFoods that are good for us

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10 Alkaline Foods That Repair and Renew Cells

 Twain Yobra

Posted Wednesday, February 15, 2017 at 02:45pm EST

Eating the right foods can enhance cell regeneration. The body has billions of cells. Skin cells are replaced every 30 days, which red blood cells are replaced after four months. Cells in the small intestines renew after a few days.

Eating alkaline foods will make replacement cells vibrant, stronger and healthier. As a result, your immune system will strengthen and you’ll have lower risk of chronic diseases.

Inflammation is known to hinder cell regeneration. Luckily, the foods below have anti-inflammatory properties.

10 Alkaline Foods for Cell Regeneration

1. Plums: Plums have high amounts of antioxidants so they’ll help reduce inflammation. Research shows that plums can inhibit the formation of tumors.

2. Cantaloupes: This fruit contains phytochemicals and beta-carotene, which help remove toxins in the body. They’ve also been proven to promote white blood cells production, thus strengthening the immune system.

3. Achiote: This food contains a natural food color called norbixin. Norbixin has very strong antioxidant properties. It also has anti-mutagenic properties that keep the cells heathy. It’s worth noting that natural food colors play a vital role in regeneration. Eat other color foods like yams and carrots.

4. Teff: It contains nutrients that play an important role in cell growth and development. It will ensure that the new cells are stronger and healthier.

5. Oregano: Oregano oil has been proven to boost production of white blood cells which means you’ll have lower risk of diseases. It also has anti-inflammatory and antioxidant properties.

6. Soursop: Did you know that soursop leaves kill cancer cells? Well the fruit can clean up healthy cells and increase white blood cells. It also helps remove toxins in the cells.

7. Burro banana: This banana has high amounts of copper and iron. It will help boost the production of red blood cells.

8. Wild rice: Wild rice has compounds that promote the production of collagen. Which means it will regenerate skin cells. It has also been proven to help in white cells production.

9. Sea salt: Sea salt removes excess acid in the body and helps keep pH levels balanced.

10. Wakame: This food contains fucoxanthin, a compound that prevents fat from accumulating on the cells. Unfortunately, most veggies don’t have this compound.

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!2017 – 50 Major Life Rules_1

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*50 Major Life Rules As Shared By An 80 Year Old Man:*

1. Have a firm handshake.

2. Look people in the eye.

3. Sing in the shower.

4. Own a great stereo system and listen to good music

5. If in a fight, hit first and hit hard.

6. Keep secrets.

7. Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday.

8. Always accept an outstretched hand.

9. Be brave. Even if you’re not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.

10. Whistle.

11. Avoid sarcastic remarks.

12. Choose your life’s mate carefully. From this one decision will come 90 per cent of all your happiness or misery.

13. Make it a habit to do nice things for people who will never find out.

14. Lend only those books you never care to see again, or the amount of money you can forgo just in case they never pay back. 

15. Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all that they have.

16. When playing games with children, let them win.

17. Give people a second chance, but not a third.

18. Be romantic.

19. Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.

20. Loosen up. Relax. Except for rare life-and-death matters, nothing is as important as it first seems.

21. Don’t allow the phone to interrupt important moments. It’s there for our convenience, not the caller’s.

22. Be a good loser.

23. Be a good winner.

24. Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret.

25. When someone hugs you, let them be the first to let go.

26. Be modest. A lot was accomplished before you were born.

27. Keep it simple.

28. Beware of the person who has nothing to lose.

29. Don’t burn bridges. You’ll be surprised how many times you have to cross the same river.

30. Live your life so that your epitaph could read, No Regrets

31. Be bold and courageous. When you look back on life, you’ll regret the things you didn’t do more than the ones you did.

32. Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them.

33. Remember no one makes it alone. Have a grateful heart and be quick to acknowledge those who helped you.

34. Take charge of your attitude. Don’t let someone else choose it for you.

35. Visit friends and relatives when they are in hospital; you need only stay a few minutes.

36. Begin each day with some of your favourite music.

37. Once in a while, take the scenic route.

38. Send a lot of Valentine cards. Sign them, ‘Someone who thinks you’re terrific.’

39. Answer the phone with enthusiasm and energy in your voice.

40. Keep a note pad and pencil on your bed-side table. Million-dollar ideas sometimes strike at 3 a.m.

41. Show respect for everyone who works for a living, regardless of how trivial their job is.

42. Send your loved ones flowers. Think of a reason later.

43. Make someone’s day by paying the toll for the person in the car behind you.

44. Become someone’s hero.

45. Marry only for love.

46. Count your blessings.

47. Compliment the meal when you’re a guest in someone’s home.

48. Wave at the children on a school bus.

49. Remember that 80 per cent of the success in any job is based on your ability to deal with people.

50. Don’t expect life to be fair, life was never meant to be fair. Always full of challenges.

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!2017 – Avocado-3Bean-Salad

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Avocado and Three Bean Salad

Recipe from: Created by Cathy Pollak for | Serves: 8


  • 1 (15 oz) can black beans, drained and rinsed
  • 1 (15 oz) can red kidney beans, drained and rinsed
  • 1 (15 oz) can garbanzo beans, drained and rinsed
  • 1 (15 oz) can whole kernal corn, drained
  • 1 large orange or red bell pepper, diced
  • 12 grape or cherry tomatoes, halved
  • 1 bunch cilantro, chopped
  • 2 large avocados, peeled, pitted and diced
  • juice of 2 limes
  • 1/2 cup olive oil
  • salt and pepper to taste
  • 2 cloves garlic, mashed or finely diced


  • Mix all ingredients together in a large bowl. Refrigerate for 1 hour before serving.
  • Note: After cutting up my avocado I tossed it in the lime juice then added the avocado and the juice to the salad. This will help with the avocado not turning brown before serving.

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!2017 – Intel group Lateral Thinking

​This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking… 

Just Check It Out!  

Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself. Think like a wizard;    


1. ————


Ans. = man onboard
Okay, let’s see if you’ve got the hang of it.  



2. ————


Ans. = I understand

Got the drift? Let’s try a few now and see how you perform?
3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/

Ans. = reading between the lines


4. Road



Ans. = cross road 

Not having a good day now, are you? 

Redeem yourself.

5. cyclecyclecycle

Ans. = tricycle
Easy to figure out, ha!!! 


6. _________


Ans. = two degrees below zero (-2°)
C’mon give it a little thought !!!


7. ————


Ans. = neon light ( knee – on – light )

I’m sure you’ll have no problem getting this one.

8. —————

feet feet feet feet feet feet

Ans. = six feet underground

Good One, try this!!! 
9. he’s / himself

Ans. = he’s by himself 
Here’s an easy one!!
10. ecnalg

Ans. = backward glance
Not even close ??? !!! 

11. death ….. life

Ans. = Life after Death
Okay last chance .


Ans. = think big ! !

And the last one is very funny- – –

13. Ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb…


                                                                              Ans. = long time no ‘C’


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